Shell and I share every month a trip to the Salon for some mother daughter time and this time I decided to have the works.
Last summer I was out back with my husband and father in law cooking on the grill. I was standing in the sun, when my father in law said “Wow you have white fuzzy cheeks”. I ran straight into the bathroom to see if there was any validity to his comment. OMG, the horror! I remember my mother had white fuzzy cheeks the older she got and it seems I have been struck with the same disgusting genetic mutation.
So, I decided to have them Wax my fuzzy cheeks and my not so fuzzy Legs.
I ask will it hurt?
The Tech said oh no it make you kin so sof and smoof and you hair not grow bak so fas. We do you face den you lebs.
She started by putting baby power on my face and then warm wax over one whole side of my face. Then without any friggin warning, she ripped of what felt like the first layer of tissue. I hesitated for a moment to have her do the other side but not wanting to go out with one fuzzy cheek and the other red and inflamed. I allowed her to rip off the other side of tissue.
After such a painful experience I recanted on the Leg waxing and the Tech said “oh no hunni you face mor sinitive dan you leb, it won hurt” I must have shit for brains because I agreed to try it.
Holy mother Mary it hurt, I screamed and think I lost consciousness but I didn’t because I heard a roar of laughter from the torture techs. Probably because they knew, it would hurt and I would have to PAY for it.
I dropped a small fortune for our salon visit and went home in pain. The worst part is my loving husband didn’t even notice my red smoof kin. It was all for nothing I tell you, nothing.
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